Crazy Eyes, played by Uzo Aduba, is an inmate at Litchfield Penitentiary. She is portrayed as an emotionally unstable lesbian female inmate with a violent past and she's a wannabe prison wife to Piper Chapman.
The best Crazy eyes scene is the "Vanilla and vanilla" moment when Crazy Eyes shows up to clean the chapel, singing “vanilla and vanilla, swirl swirl,”.
Crazy Eyes Quotes
"Before I met you the sun was like a yellow grape. But now, it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me" - Crazy Eyes
"What is love? It’s like you become more you, which normally is like…aakk pow! But now, it’s okay, because they chose to take that on, all that weird stuff. Whatever is wrong or bad or hiding in you, suddenly it’s alright. You don’t feel like such a freak anymore." - Crazy Eyes
"If you were still my wife I would tell you all the time how much I like. Your. Titties! 'Cause girls like that. And that is a tip from me to you." - Crazy Eyes
"Chocolate and vanilla swirl-irl swirl-irl." - Crazy Eyes